"This week I'm a gypsy. Maybe next week it'll be glitter rock."

"Ladies and Gentlemen! The evening is over. We hope you all enjoyed yourselves and we'll see you all again in 1974. Good evening!"

Yesterday, I bought a book called What Would Keith Richards Do? Daily Affirmations from a Rock 'n' Roll Survivor by Jessica Pallington West. It's basically a how-to on encorporating his badass no-bullshit philosophy into life. I also got a shirt for $10, which has the Eagles 1975 Rolling Stone cover on it. Despite the fact that it's a little large, it makes me happy.